amy guth: Well, this one is reasonable enough, I suppose.
drunk stripper: Ah, okay. I can’t really help you with that.
junkiebear: I was Junkiebear for Halloween once. See the photo here. Please note I was standing in a Pier One store when this was taken, which I find very funny.
women and their big mouths: Maybe, dear searcher, the girls on the playground would be nice to you if you weren’t a douchenozzle.
giant jesus statue fountain: No clue. But sounds gaudy, no?
poems where you were treated unfairly or overlooked: Dang dawg. Someone give this guy a hug.
on the road that I must follow: You must mean the Mr. Mister hit Kyrie? Kyrie Eleison down teh road that I must travel! Kyrie Eleison through the darkness of the ni-iiiight!
ouija board made from trees: Say what?
blue how soon is now t-shirt: I’d love one, thanks.