Quotes of today:

“Nom, nom, nom, cold beets.”

“Turn. Out. Your. Pockets!” (said in English accent)

“Dude, that’s awesome. Also awesome is the ad for ‘Rat Sculpture Fountain‘ appearing in my sidebar right now.”

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