I still love The Cure’s Disintegration album so much. It takes me right back! While I was sitting here moments ago, merrily working away to said album, I looked out the window and was shocked to see a woman cleaning our her Very Expensive Car by tossing this shit out onto the street.

I opened the window and said Hey, what do you think you’re doing, filthpig? and she shot a Mind your own business! at me and drove away. Unforchly, I didn’t think to get her plate numbers and blog them for all of youse to see, but rest assured I will blog those digits like a mothahfuckah if she parks on my street again.