I just checked on my recent incoming keywords to see what the world is searching to land on my blog. It’s usually pretty direct, truth be told. I mean, people are usually looking for me or something I’ve written when they find my blog or website. But, once in a while, I get a flurry of weird searches. Behold, the flurry of weird searches:

guth boy
i am a sic
lisa simpsons grade me
adult uhho
hives from a tanning bed
i don’t mind if you forget me
how soon is now book
big mouth strikes again words
strip dreidel rules
cyber treadmill i feel faint
at anyway cafe
bigmouth blog

(NOTE to my brother: Yo, “Guth Boy” is that you people are searching? Do share your cyber adventures to enlighten me as to why you are the number one incoming random search for me..? Wait, I just thought better of that. On second thought, don’t tell me.)

And there you have it. Depending on how today goes, I might be staring down the barrel of a very busy week. But, if today goes swimmingly, it might not be too bad. More on that later.