A regular reader of Bigmouth Indeed Strikes Again who I have never met sent me an email this morning asking me to post day-in-the-life documentary footage of myself on YouTube. Dude, dude, dude, no. There is no way I’m doing that. There are so many people on YouTube posting asinine things, and I see no need to contribute. If I had something post-worthy, perhaps I would, but hanging out in my apartment? No way. Because the more dull nonsense YouTube has to carry, the more gems like this get lost in the shuffle.