Category Archives: Literary & Other Arts

“ASK ME, OH-HO-HO, ASK ME”

Today, we have a very special guest here on Bigmouth. Perhaps one of my very favorite things about him, other than the fact that he’s very cool, and very kind, is that in order to Google him and come up with the right guy in your search, you must add the word “Hitler” after his [...]

“DISPLAYING YOUR NAME”

Tomorrow evening, I’m doing a super fun reading series called Quickies! Quickies! is a monthly reading of very short prose. Each reader has five minutes to read a complete work of prose. No excerpts. No cheating. No nonsense. They blow whistles and kazoos and all sorts of stuff at readers if they go over five [...]

“PRUDENCE NEVER PAYS”

People, I have been inside the walls of the Sprawling Ramshackle Compound and it is awesome.
That’s right! Last night, Momma’s Boy an I attended a fancy (veg and carnivore!) barbeque at the home of Bubs, Miz Bubs, and their daughters, Dystopia the Zombie Pin-Up and Little Deadly Nightshade, and hung out with many other fine [...]

“HOW I LOVE ALL OF THE VERY SIMPLE THINGS OF LIFE” PART TWO

Well, Monkeybicycle #5, The Dirty Humor Issue finally is out, and one can acquire a copy and read something of mine inside. I say finally because I wrote my included piece around January of 2006, and, to be perfectly honest, I barely remember much of the piece. It seems that Monkeybicycle was turned down by [...]

“FIVE SECONDS TO SPARE”

See all of you shortly at the Fixx Reading Series, right? Great! I’m dashing that way myself in a moment, but you guys know my friend Laurel Snyder, no? The Myth of the Simple Machines? Slidy Diner? Yes, well, she and I have been talking about books and stories quite a bit lately and she [...]

“GOLDEN LIGHTS, DISPLAYING YOUR NAME”

In addition to this being an awesome line-up, it’s also the one-year anniversary of the Fixx Reading Series, so do come say celebrate with us. See you there!

“THERE IS A LIGHT THAT NEVER GOES OUT”

Just this week, I mentioned the time I met Cyd Charisse, who died on the seventeenth. Years ago, I was a wardrobe slave at two different summer stock theaters, and Ms. Charisse came and did a show and was marvelous. There was a day we had a funny conversation when she needed help with an [...]

“A LIGHT THAT NEVER GOES OUT”

We must catch up.
My grandfather is back in the hospital, or he has been in the hospital for a few days and when we know the exact cause of his symptoms, we can decide how to proceed with his healing. Until then, we wait. When he was admitted to the hospital a few weeks ago, [...]

“PLEASED WITH THE THINGS I’VE FOUND”

The Quickies! Reading was super fun. I am super-excited to read next month and hope some a-youse can come show me your smiling faces when I do. The delightful Ben Tanzer covered most of the major points of Tuesday evening in his post, so, I’ll only add that Mary and Linsday both read pieces I [...]

“HOW CAN YOU SAY I GO ABOUT THINGS THE WRONG WAY?”

In this project for Parasitic Lit, I wrote this part: “when fires erupt in wires safe for years, when fire explodes and shoots into the night air, when a cigarette butt refuses to die and pulls down a forest; the fire simply ached for too long to be free and broke out of its nothingness”… [...]