“The future has a way of arriving unannounced.”
-George Hill
“The most successful people are those who are good at plan B.”
-James Yorke
I love jotting down lines from this and that, and holding on to lines I enjoy. Inevitably, shifts happen and I find myself reminded of a sentence or paragraph I jotted down a long [...]
Today, we have a very special guest here on Bigmouth. Perhaps one of my very favorite things about him, other than the fact that he’s very cool, and very kind, is that in order to Google him and come up with the right guy in your search, you must add the word “Hitler” after his [...]
Tomorrow evening, I’m doing a super fun reading series called Quickies! Quickies! is a monthly reading of very short prose. Each reader has five minutes to read a complete work of prose. No excerpts. No cheating. No nonsense. They blow whistles and kazoos and all sorts of stuff at readers if they go over five [...]
People, I have been inside the walls of the Sprawling Ramshackle Compound and it is awesome.
That’s right! Last night, Momma’s Boy an I attended a fancy (veg and carnivore!) barbeque at the home of Bubs, Miz Bubs, and their daughters, Dystopia the Zombie Pin-Up and Little Deadly Nightshade, and hung out with many other fine [...]
Just a sec of your time? Okay. Years ago tonight, I lost a family member to a drunk driver. Please be not only safe tonight, but also aware as you are out and about. I know those are always words to live by, but especially on drinking holidays, be mindful of what you’re doing and [...]
Well, Monkeybicycle #5, The Dirty Humor Issue finally is out, and one can acquire a copy and read something of mine inside. I say finally because I wrote my included piece around January of 2006, and, to be perfectly honest, I barely remember much of the piece. It seems that Monkeybicycle was turned down by [...]
