"OVER SCREAMS OF MIDNIGHT"

It’s harder than I thought to find a boozeless vintage graphic for NYE that looked cool. My apologizes if any of you are on the wagon. Or, you know, if you’re like me and just don’t like being around hooting drunks. Anyway, Bon Annee, my darlings. Best wishes to everyone. xo, Guthieroo.

"HOW I LOVE ALL OF THE VERY SIMPLE THINGS OF LIFE"

I woke up this morning, just a bit ago, and stood looking out my window at this weird icy-looking fog (incidentally, the word of the day in my email inbox was pogonip) and no signs of life. I live on a busy street, so I usually have cars zipping past day and night. But, it [...]

"THE END OF THE LINE"

My brother is a photographer, and a great one at that, but randomly, a travel guide, Schmap, found one of my photos in Flickr of New Orleans and wants it use it. Hey, by all means. How very unexpected!
In other news, I am flying through my To Do list this weekend and happy as a [...]

"BIGMOUTH STRIKES AGAIN"

My Monday dates with Baby Neptune are a thing of the past, but I’m a go-to babysitter for whenevs now, which is fine by me. Like today, for example. The boy is conked at the moment because I made up a song and sang it to him until he giggled and passed out that went [...]

"BUT SOMETIMES I’D BE MORE FULFILLED MAKING CHRISTMAS CARDS WITH THE MENTALLY ILL"

Merry Christmas, to all of you Christmasly-inclined darlings out there.

"ANYTHING IS HARD TO FIND"

I don’t really sit down and make formal resolutions. I make a list every year right at the end of the year, an inventory of sorts. Last year, I wrote out 100 random thoughts and bits of trivia, but this year, I’m not totally sure what my approach will be. A “best of” sort of [...]

"TWO ICY-COLD HANDS CONDUCTING THE WAY, IT’S THE ESKIMO BLOOD IN MY VEINS."

Happy first day of winter, kids.

Doing anything fun this weekend?

"GOLDEN LIGHTS, DISPLAYING YOUR NAME"

You guys! Sixwire got second place! Isn’t that huge? So what that it isn’t first place? This was still so huge for them and so many great things will come out of all of this. Watch!

"DISPLAYING YOUR NAME"

Hey, hep cats, you know what’s not cool? Writing to an author and pretending you are a fan of her work or a bookstore employee and inviting her to come read only to reply to her professional, affirmative email with an invitation to join you in your hot tub/perform fellatio on you/jerk off on her [...]

"THERE IS A LIGHT THAT NEVER GOES OUT"

Pea on, SuSu. Pea on. (Click that link to see what on earth I’m talking about.)

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