November 30, 2007 – 3:43 pm
I just hopped on to wish Rational Leftist Yom Huledet Sameach/Happy Birthday and as I started digging through the news to say something like “not only do we celebrate Retardation Awareness Day, but we also can wish Rational Leftist…” I realized that, dude! Evil Kinevel has died. Just now. Evil Kinevel. Dead. On Rational Leftist’s [...]
November 28, 2007 – 7:30 pm
Oh, here’s another lit goodie today. James Stegall, the man who took every word of my Three Fallen Women and washed and dried them and set them up to dry in just the right order, wrote a really great piece for Nerve. Please read it. You’ll love it. I dare you to read the first [...]
November 28, 2007 – 6:47 pm
Hi lambs. So, that Jami Attenberg is up to something really fantastic. You must do this; it’s such a fun idea. So, hit her bloggy and get the full scoop, but basically, it goes like this: Download this tiny little word document poster she’s created that is just like the one featured in the short [...]
November 28, 2007 – 3:22 am
This shit is a monologue:
A dude on the news tonight, when asked if it was the right thing to do to greet all customers with “Merry Christmas” as opposed to “Happy Holidays” (you know, because g-d fucking forbid we use inclusive language) said, “It has got to be Merry Christmas. This is America.”
Doesn’t he mean [...]
November 27, 2007 – 5:05 am
So, I’m going to watch that Baby Neptune every Monday afternoon for Mermaidhead. How good is that going to be? Very is your answer. Very. Poor Neptune was iddly today though, but it was fine. Funny even, in moments, particularly when, as I changed his diaper, he reached down, grabbing his crap-covered sack and slapped [...]
November 26, 2007 – 3:40 am
Home from that Omaha and it’s a regular love-fest with Chairman Meow. What a sweet kitten. I had a wonderful weekend in Nebraska. The drive out on Friday was forch, the wedding on Saturday was lovely and festive, the reception was fun and social, brunch this morning with the Omaha Lit Fest crew at my [...]
November 23, 2007 – 6:05 pm
Word. I am blogging via BlackBerry again, heading at the moment towards the Iowa border to make it to Omaha this evening for a wedding tomorrow. I have a little lunchbag packed with ToFurkey sandwiches on toast so I don’t have to hunt for vegetarian fare in Iowa. Which is never a great idea, unless [...]
November 21, 2007 – 4:38 am
So, my very good friend Dezzibooty, who does not blog but really should, has two really cute kids. She is gorgeous, her husband is gorgeous, so doy, so are their kids. One of said kids, Elijah, is sooooo cute that he beat over 860,000 kids and is one of the finalists to be the next [...]
November 20, 2007 – 9:10 pm
Happy Birthday, Mermaidhead! May you have a fabulous day and a fabulous year.
November 20, 2007 – 3:03 am
You know what I wonder? On cop shows, when you hear about detectives digging into a victim’s personal life to see what kind of people they are/were, I wonder where you start? You know what I mean? I guess you’d go through bank statements and such, to see where someone spends their money and all, [...]