Monthly Archives: January 2007

"HONEYPIE, WE’RE NOT SAFE HERE"

Take a look at the necklace, then feel free to punch yourself in the face.

Fuckin’ Jewish KFed, as he (her nouveau beau) has come to be known. What is his name anyway? I heard he was Kohainim?
Anyway…
I am getting the last of my work pile completed and BOY AM I GLAD! I havent felt [...]

"HONEYPIE, WE’RE NOT SAFE HERE"

Take a look at the necklace, then feel free to punch yourself in the face.

Fuckin’ Jewish KFed, as he (her nouveau beau) has come to be known. What is his name anyway? I heard he was Kohainim?
Anyway…
I am getting the last of my work pile completed and BOY AM I GLAD! I havent felt [...]

"GLAMOUROUS GLUE"

Okay, the Guth-a-Go-Go elves have cooked up one mammoth of a contest this time. I mean, it’s so ambitious that I’m almost hesitant to allow it, but the elves are really pushy, so there’s really no sense fighting them anymore. Anyway, here goes. They write…
Ready for another contest? We thought you might be. So here [...]

"MIXED UP 16"

Welcome to another edition of “If It Could Only Still Be Socially Acceptable To Make A Mix Tape, This Is What I Would Put On One This Week” Saturday… Last night I did manage to relax a bit, and make a nice dinner and just chill in good company. Today, I got together with some [...]

"PAINT A VULGAR PICTURE"

It was twelve degrees last night. That is bitch-ass cold. I was standing on a el platform waiting forever for a brown line train huddled into one of those heat stands with a ton of people. My Chicago and Chicago-expat readers know, but for those of you who do not, you go into one of [...]

"(TWO) DIFFERENT WAYS"

Just overheard, “Mao, yeah. Mao killed everybody. He was a bad dude.”
Overheard earlier on the train, “Honey, did you see that, uh, (insert n-word)…?”
And, a couple of nights ago, I had my window cracked a bit, and as most of you remember me mentioning before that my apartment overlooks a busy street, so almost everytime [...]

"ASK ME, UH-HO-HO, ASK ME"

So, this one is a little different. My friend sent me this in email form (she does not blog) but I thought it was too cool not to turn into a blog meme. Behold! I turned it into a meme!
The “ASK ME, UH-HO-HO, ASK ME” Meme
This is a chain interviewing meme. Here is how it [...]

"NEWS ON THE RADIO, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY"

One of my nearest and dearest celebrates her birthday today. Here’s what we’re going to do. Everyone face New England and shout, “Happy Birthday, Sandy!” at the top of your lungs. Ready, set, go…!

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"DISPLAYING YOUR NAME"

Oh, I almost forgot. I had another piece on Six Sentences yesterday. I knew someone was bound to miss the whole point and get little threatened. Isn’t that funny? Anyway, read it right here.
In other news, I am going on day two of having a piece of glass in my foot. I’ve tried [...]

"OUT OF MIND"

Oh. My. G-d. I just saw someone I know on the news screaming and doing the Super Bowl Shuffle. Sigh.
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