Monthly Archives: April 2006

"SOME GIRLS ARE BIGGER THAN OTHERS"

This morning, I popped into a corner market for a cup of coffee. I go to this place all the time and the old man behind the counter and I chat about the surfacey things in our lives. He told me that when he was collecting change in a small jar on the counter to [...]

"BARBARISM BEGINS AT HOME"

I shit you negative, the following has occurred in the last few days:
INJURY ONE: I was helping a friend remove wallpaper and personally witnessed her accidentally slice, nay, chop her wrist open and bleed like a motherfucker this weird purple blood. She giggled like a maniac and insisted she was “fine fine fine don’t let [...]

“THERE IS A LIGHT THAT NEVER GOES OUT”
In the Master’s Thesis I will someday write, I want to explore the value placed upon symbols in various cultures, particularly in a spiritual or protective sense (evil eye, hamsa, hex symbols, etc.) and, and, and, how these values sort of get passed along from generation to generation [...]

“THERE IS A LIGHT THAT NEVER GOES OUT”
In the Master’s Thesis I will someday write, I want to explore the value placed upon symbols in various cultures, particularly in a spiritual or protective sense (evil eye, hamsa, hex symbols, etc.) and, and, and, how these values sort of get passed along from generation to generation [...]

"ASK ME, ASK ME, ASK ME"

How is anyone expected to listen to Balkan Beat Box and not dance? And, while we’re on the subject of Bands I Enjoy, I’ve been rockin’ out to Gogol Bordello a bit lately, too. Now, the super-duper thing that I realized is that Balkan Beat Box links to Gogol Bordello on their website, yes, yes, [...]

"NEWS ON THE RADIO HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY"

Chag Pesach! The seder was lovely tonight and I’m minutes from falling asleep, terribly happy and stuffed with delicious food and delicious wine. But it’ll be my birthday in a matter of hours, so I had to stop by and write a bit. It’s funny, I hear people complaining about aging and it makes me [...]

"DEATH AT ONE’S ELBOW"

Want to hear some really wonderfully weird shit? I was just reading about adipocere and, while absolutely fucking revolting, I can’t stop reading about it. Get a load of this:
“Adipocere (grave wax) forms in fatty regions of the decomposing body including the cheeks. Grave wax is a crumbly white, waxy substance that accumulates on those [...]

"DEATH AT ONE’S ELBOW"

Want to hear some really wonderfully weird shit? I was just reading about adipocere and, while absolutely fucking revolting, I can’t stop reading about it. Get a load of this:
“Adipocere (grave wax) forms in fatty regions of the decomposing body including the cheeks. Grave wax is a crumbly white, waxy substance that accumulates on those [...]

"HAIRDRESSER ON FIRE"

Wearing the ridiculous shower cap thing to color a section of my hair this evening made me realize that I’d look okay as a surgeon. Tis a shame I have such little interest in such a pursuit– I can’t even get a flu shot without fainting! Pathetic, isn’t it? Yes. Pathetic, but true. I am [...]

"SING ME TO SLEEP"

Oh man. I just had the worst nightmare. It was one of the worst kind, too, where I wake up thinking someone is in the apartment but my glasses are out of reach and it’s far too dark to see much of anything anyway. I kept still in the dark for a few moments before [...]